Holiday Weight Advantage – Rashguard

You’ve earned this body. Every mince pie. Every second helping.
While others cut weight, you cut oxygen.

This rashguard isn’t for the calorie counters - it’s for the heavy rollers who weaponise festive mass into unrelenting pressure.

“Holiday Weight Advantage” isn’t an excuse.
It’s a competitive edge.

You’ll wear this if:

• You call it “off-season” but train year-round

• You believe size is a technique

• You turn gravity into a submission

• You’ve ever smiled when someone said, “I can’t breathe”

• Compression fit built for bellies, bulk, and bad intentions

• Reinforced stitching that survives marathon rolls

• Long-sleeve design to keep the sweat and slips under control

• Fast-dry, stretch fabric made for daily abuse

Warning: Not responsible for collapsed lungs, dented mats, or broken spirits.
This is your advantage - earned, not given.
Apply weight. Hold position. Enjoy the holidays.