Powered by Mince Pies – Long Sleeve

Fuel. Not guilt.
Every bite adds to the base, every crumb to the cause.

This shirt isn’t for the calorie calculators - it’s for the ones who know festive bulking is a year-round sport.
“Powered by Mince Pies” isn’t a joke.
It’s an origin story.

You’ll wear this if:

• You consider Christmas bulking season - not a holiday

• You’ve ever whispered “fuel for pressure” while finishing dessert

• You know the weigh-in is just another form of intimidation

• You believe pastry builds character (and cardio resistance)

• Premium heavyweight cotton built for big frames

• Relaxed fit for bellies, biceps, and biscuit storage

• Soft interior, clean print, all-day comfort

• Designed for off-mat wear - pub, pizza, post-roll

Warning: May attract crumbs, compliments, and confused nutritionists.
Wear it proud. Stay heavy.
Because legends aren’t built on salads.