Fat Guy Jiu Jitsu
Mother’s Milk Served Here – Rashguard
Mother’s Milk Served Here – Rashguard
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Mother’s Milk Served Here – Rashguard
You’ve been here before.
Pinned. Flattened. Breathing through panic.
This isn’t just another rashguard - it’s a declaration.
“Mother’s Milk Served Here” isn’t a slogan.
It’s a public safety warning.
You’ll wear this if:
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You’ve ever made someone tap to your chest alone
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You believe side control is an act of mercy
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You marinate, not scramble
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You’ve been accused of lactating pressure (and took it as a compliment)
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Compression fit built for bellies, bulk, and brutality
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Reinforced flatlock seams for long rolls and slow smothers
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4-way stretch for freedom - because gravity’s already doing the work
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Moisture-wicking fabric built for on-mat dominance
Warning: May cause temporary blindness, muffled cries, and an existential crisis in lighter belts.
Apply chest. Hold pressure. Serve warm.
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