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Mother’s Milk Served Here – Rashguard

Mother’s Milk Served Here – Rashguard

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Mother’s Milk Served Here – Rashguard

You’ve been here before.
Pinned. Flattened. Breathing through panic.

This isn’t just another rashguard - it’s a declaration.
“Mother’s Milk Served Here” isn’t a slogan.
It’s a public safety warning.


You’ll wear this if:

  • You’ve ever made someone tap to your chest alone

  • You believe side control is an act of mercy

  • You marinate, not scramble

  • You’ve been accused of lactating pressure (and took it as a compliment)


  • Compression fit built for bellies, bulk, and brutality

  • Reinforced flatlock seams for long rolls and slow smothers

  • 4-way stretch for freedom - because gravity’s already doing the work

  • Moisture-wicking fabric built for on-mat dominance


Warning: May cause temporary blindness, muffled cries, and an existential crisis in lighter belts.
Apply chest. Hold pressure. Serve warm.

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