Rolling Advisory – T-Shirt

No filters. No false advertising.
Every roll comes with a health warning - this shirt just makes it official.

“Rolling Advisory: Excessive Pressure” is for the heavy hitters who don’t rush submissions - they compress souls first.
Consider it your legal disclaimer.

You’ll wear this if:

• You’ve ever apologised mid-smother (but didn’t mean it)

• You believe tapping to pressure counts

• You take side control personally

• You think warning labels are there for everyone else

• Premium heavyweight cotton for a solid feel

• Relaxed fit made for big builds and bigger personalities

• Durable print that holds up through sweat, stretch, and sarcasm

• Designed for off-mat wear - pub, pizza, or post-open-mat banter

Warning: May cause panic attacks, bruised egos, and spontaneous respect from other heavy rollers.
Apply responsibly. Or don’t.