These Rolls Are Soft, But I Roll Hard – T-Shirt

Contradictions build champions.
Soft on the outside, savage on the mats.

This tee is for the big men who move smooth, crush slow, and carry enough confidence to laugh at themselves while everyone else struggles to breathe.

“These Rolls Are Soft, But I Roll Hard” isn’t self-deprecation - it’s self-awareness weaponised.

You’ll wear this if:

• You’ve been called “surprisingly agile” more than once

• You know cardio’s overrated when gravity’s on your side

• You’ve got curves and control

• You believe pressure > pace every single time

• Premium heavyweight cotton built for comfort and confidence

• Relaxed fit made for bellies, biceps, and bad intentions

• Soft interior, clean print, off-mat essential

• Designed for everyday wear - pub, pizza, or post-roll pride

Warning: May trigger lightweight excuses, unsolicited compliments, and the occasional stare of disbelief.
Soft rolls. Hard pressure. Always deliberate.